Funny Birthday Wishes and Bday Greetings #02

  • Simple wish, win lottery and laugh your way to the bank. Happy Birthday!
  • You age like cheese, You just keep getting smellier! Does it belong to funny birthday wishes?
  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one. Happy Birthday!
  • Wishing the most exciting, fascinating, and stunning Birthday ever to the most overwhelming, determined and inspiring person. Damn I finish all my best adjectives just to greet you a Happy Birthday!
  • Wishing you many more candles to come and a bigger cake to fit them all. Happy Birthday!

Bigger cake

  • Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one. If it does not belong to the funny birthday wishes, I don’t know what is.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, stop complaining… I am older than you! Happy Birthday!
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!). Happy Birthday!
  • You’re simply the best (Melody) better than all the rest (Melody). So enjoy my voice. Happy Birthday!
  • Wishing you great Birthday, but not greater than you.
  • My funny birthday wishes goes to the funniest guy ever, happy bday mate!
  • I always told everyone that you are a good girl. But now that it’s your birthday I will tell everyone, that you’re a bad girl who never got caught. Happy birthday!
  • Now that you will start to forget some things, I want to give you a good hint; never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time. Happy birthday!
  • If you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of cake. So grab a piece in both hands, it will be a balanced diet. Happy birthday Sexy!