Funny Birthday Wishes and Bday Greetings #01

  • My funny birthday greetings? May you find all the strength and courage needed to blow all the candles out! Happy Birthday!
  • You are very special and you deserve the best, but all I can give you are wishes and not the rest.
  • Money’s tight, times are hard, here’s you friggin birthday card!
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • You’re another year older and another year wiser, so put your brain to work and figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
  • Happy Birthday you old fart.


  • An old fart is as good as a new one. Happy Birthday!
  • You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative. Congratulations!
  • Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously, so let us celebrate it like crazy! Happy birthday!
  • Friends will always make you remember your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do. Happy birthday Mate!
  • Always take your birthday greetings with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. Happy birthday!
  • On your birthday, you need to laugh with your age. If you don’t, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake? Happy Birthday!
  • Please imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Bday Mate!
  • Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year…Hapi bday


Funny Birthday Greetings